Frozen Spooge


Well I’ve been pretty quiet for about a two weeks now. For those of you who don’t know, I took a small break to recover from Vriginal Bella, and then I got a review just about done and had to abandon it when I found out the reason it was written like a kid had done it was because a kid had written it. After that I ran into some crap I needed to do and everything quickly went tits up.
Anyway, I’m back on track, and I’d like to welcome you all to a new fandom, Inuyasha, a new author PenumbraDoll and their story Luz Fría.

Luz Fría (Frozen Light)

Incorrect. In Spanish, that means cold light, in Portuguese, that means cold light, translated to Latin that would be Lux Frigus and it would still mean cold light. If you wanted your title to mean Frozen light it would be Luz Congelada, in Spanish, Luz Congelada in Portuguese, and of course, Lux Glacialis in Latin.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHELITA777

That’s a weird way for a narrator to begin a story… and a weird name for a character… What’s going on here?

Summarize: Everything seemed so damn cold but I was so warm that didn’t even notice… I loved him and that was everything I needed to be safe from the cold winter…

Where to begin… This is obviously an author’s note, and I fucking hate author’s notes. Why in the fuck do you need to tell your friend happy birthday in an author’s note? That’s fucking stupid.

By the way, it’s summary, not summarize. And “one” more thing, how could he tell it was cold if he couldn’t even feel it because he was so warm? Without context, that sentence is bullshit. In the next sentence, you say it was a cold winter, sure, but all winters are technically cold in comparison to summers, so really you’re just repeating yourself.

SHIPPO x HAKUDOSHI – FLUFF warning – (YAOI WARNING) Light Yaoi. Rated M (LEMON ALERT)

“Lemon alert.” Translation: Shit going into other shit in nearly unreadable detail.

Pairing: Shippo x Hakudoshi

Why does this need to be stated? Oh, right, because it’s erotic fanfiction and people are just here to see two of their favorite characters put in the hands of amateur writers, the end product of which closely resembles two blow-up dolls being squished together in vaguely naughty positions.

Ages: Shippo: 17 – Hakudoshi: 15

At least they’re BOTH underage. That’s a first for me in fanfiction.

WARNING: this story contains extreme INAPPROPIATE and GRAPHIC scenarios! This story IS rated M, so read at YOUR OWN RISK. This involves SEXUAL CONTENT between two males, and yes, it’s SEX. (YAOI)

Sex is never inappropriate, so you can fuck off with that line. Oh, and this is another slash fic. Great, because the last one of these I reviewed was so awesome.

You’ve been warned. Can’t handle it, then don’t read it.

I can handle it. I’m just probably not going to enjoy it.

PS: HAPPY birthday CEHLITAAA777 happy birthday to you! Happy birthday happy birthday, happy birthday to you! HEEEEE HEEEEE HEEEE 3 3 3

Happy Birthday, GOD BLESS YOU and I hope you have a wonderful day, I wrote this for you: Only for you and to give my thanks to your awesome friendship. Thank you for being with me and thank you for teaching me the awesome couple ever! I love you and I hope you like it and enjoy it!

With the exception of calling your chosen deity into it, that’s kind of sweet. I hope you two really enjoy my critique. Who am I fucking kidding? Of course you won’t.

I hope you really enjoy this little one-shot :F

That’s entirely up to you. Write well and make it interesting, and I’ll like it. Write poorly and have nothing but an intellectually bankrupt lemon, and I’ll tear it apart like a homeless guy eating the cheese stuck to a discarded McDonalds wrapper.

P.P.S: the Narration from the whole tale is from characters’ POV (Okay?) Don’t get confused, the lemon will be signalized by someone’s POV.

OMFG end this author’s note shit already! I don’t care! No one should care! If anybody gives two fucks about this shit, I’ll treat myself to a nice dinner.

And I am sorry for the POV’s switch. This as a difference from others FF I made will take place in the SENGOKU ERA. Not in actual.

*head bash*

The name of it is a reference (obvious) to the FF plot but also I translated it into SPANISH since I know YOU CHELITA777 speak Spanish. It’s your native language and I am sooooo jealous of it. I love Spanish since it’s different from ENGLISH. Spanish it’s: More complex, poetic, cheesy and all. Enjoy it 3

…I’m dealing with an idiot. I’d have to doubt that Chelita777 didn’t notice the name wasn’t right and rather than correct you, she let you wallow in your own stupidity, which is not a sign of a good friend, by the way.

Jealous that her native language is Spanish? Because it’s different from English? That’s a really bad reason. Is German not different enough? Does that disqualify it? But you are right, that’s why most roofing crews are mostly Hispanic now. The women got sick of cat calls in English and wanted all the romance and cheese that comes from not understanding the vile things that are being shouted at them.

DISCLAIMER: I don’t own any character from the series Inuyasha; it belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and all the respective owners. This is merely for entertainment. Because if it was mine I would make Shippo Hakudoshi hentai in every episode.

I hate these disclaimers because it’s obvious through the fact that it’s a fanfiction, that you don’t own the source material. Also, that change to Inuyasha would make it far more unwatchable than it already is.

FINAL NOTE This involves bad language (Mostly Hakudoshi) and sexual involving. This takes place in the SENGOKU era. Turn away if you disagree with the couple or any of the involving.

Fucking finally! I don’t fucking care about bad language, gay sex, or what era it takes place in. Just fucking get to it already. And by the way, “it involves sexual involving.” Someone explain that to me because it makes no fucking sense.

FLAMERS; go TO HELL. All insults and bad reviews will be trashed off and blocked out.

At least she’s honest that if people don’t like her story that it must be them and not her story. There couldn’t be anything wrong with you or your work, right? I won’t go to hell. There is no hell. But maybe after reading this I’ll realize that’ve I’ve been there since word one.

ENJOY

Don’t tell me what to do!

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(SHIPPO’S POV)

It was raining. It was cold, the breeze seemed so unstoppable.

As opposed to the kind of breeze that feels stoppable? Besides how stupid that sounds, a breeze isn’t exactly the kind of word that describes inclement weather.

Shit.

Exactly what I was thinking.

My tail was getting wet by the sudden storm.

Tail? How, I wonder, would a tail be used in a dirty sexy sce—I just figured it out…Gross.

The poor village; Poor but safe.

What? Is this a statement on their well-being or an estimate of its value to some sort of developer who might want to build a mall or something?

My eyes moved from side to side appreciating the blue and grey feeling that the rain had this day.

He’s seeing feelings… I get it now—this is an acid trip.

Either way; it felt fine.

Just don’t dive into the empty pool, buddy.

Like cuddling to a nice futon.

What combination of psychotropic drugs makes walking in the rain feel like cuddling…to… a nice futon? What is the dosage required for that phrasing to make sense? I’m really loving this story; it’s a mind bender.

I was sitting near the poor house where we decided to stay: Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku and Sango.

Who, who, who, and who? Also, what’s with the poor house? That’s a rude thing to say. I believe the politically correct terminology is to say that it excels at poverty.

We were staying there that night.

I would never have guessed that… PLOT TWIST! I think I’ve just been Shyamalaned!

“Shippo!” Kagome called from the inside of the house. I turned to see her. “Come inside you are going to get sick.”

That’s a common misconception. You cannot get sick from being out in the rain. It requires a virus, and often a shock to your immune system, like being out in the cold. The rain could make you cold, but you already said that it was a fine, blue-and-grey-feeling, futon-snuggle rain, which makes Kagome fucking dumb.

I sighed and stood up.

Kagome’s such a bitch, right?

“I’m coming!” I yelled from outside.

I’m a fan of yelling “EDWARD!” when I come from outside.

My eyes locked one more time to the horizon.

When did he look there the first time?

I closed my eyes and the breeze hit me.

If the breeze is a flamingly homosexual kickboxer, which would make this less boring, then that’s assault.

The rain had already plastered my hair to my face.

I’ve heard other things can plaster hair to a face, too… You know, it can be creamy and sticky like glue, the consistency of gel, or putty. It can be like pomade, or maybe mousse, pretty much any hair product, really.

The cold breeze and its delicious forest smell remind me of some soft boy I knew.

I love how soft boy is in italics, as if it’s something that should be paid special attention to.

Cuddle to a nice futon? Cuddle to him was even better…

You can’t cuddle to something, that’s not a thing that can be done. You can cuddle on, you can cuddle with, but you can’t cuddle to shit.

I sighed. It was painful to be so far. So far away from each other.

Why are these things italicized? Does this author italicize things that are completely irrelevant or something? Because that feels like the case.

“Hey nag! COME INSIDE!” The dog-eared yelled from the inside.

The dog-eared what? Was there a book yelling from outside? I haven’t really seen anything else referred to as “dog-eared” except for books/papers. If it’s a character with dog ears, you don’t call it “dog-eared,” unless it’s a Fantasia spin off and there are dancing and yelling books. This acid trip just keeps getting better.

 

“You don’t want to get sick!

We’ve already covered this; you can’t get sick from rain.

Later stupid Kagome will be healing your stupid ass and you’ll make us stay another day in this excuse of a house!

How will stupid Kagome be healing someone? With magic? Or cough syrup, maybe an adhesive bandage?

By the way, I’m glad I didn’t have to be the first one to call Kagome stupid.

On a related note, I’m happy it’s just a regular excuse for a house and not a sorry one; that would suck otherwise.

What about NARAKU?!”

Fuck him; his name is weird and Japanese-y. He can fuck off back to… where are the Japanese from again? Laos or Mongolia, somewhere like that. I’m American—my geography sucks when I’m writing jokes that rely on my geography to suck.

“Inuyasha…! Osuwari!”

What?

“HAHHHGH!”

That’s how I felt about the last line.

“Osuwari!”

What?

“HAGGGHA!”

That’s how I felt about the last line.

“OSUWARI! OSUWARI!”

Donkey!

I heard a big deal inside the house.

What kind of a big deal? Did they finally sell the “poor village?” Maybe that mall will bring up the surrounding property values and the farmers can make an easy fortune selling their land. Or maybe this joke is a little convoluted and not many people will get it. Only time will tell.

I sighed and in the corner of my mouth a little upturned appear.

What the fuck is an upturned? Do you mean a smirk? Is the author narrating the panels of a comic?

It was always funny how Kagome “punished” Inuyasha…

Is that what that was? How was she punishing him? Is she forcing him to read this story? Because that would be punishment, I’ll give her that.

Come on; he was an old man, He didn’t need to me wiped everyday, right?

Bahahahahahahahahaha! Now that is funny, not that I think you intended it to be. Why wipe an old man every day when you could just as easily lower his fiber intake and wipe him every third day? Plus his shit will be so hard that he probably won’t need to be wiped anyway. Unless you meant whipped, in which case, no, I don’t think you should whip old people at all, much less daily.

I laughed a bit.

It’s disgusting that you derive pleasure from hitting old people.

I walked slowly and I finally came inside the house.

Somebody get a mop, Shippo did it again!

This is a pretty long one-shot, but I’m going to skip to the end and force you all to read a gay jailbait sex scene interlaced with tiny snark-filled snippets of my own.

*Fast forward*

Fair warning, this is some poorly-written dude on dude action.

“Are you ready babe?” I smirked as I took his well-curved hips.

Also, it’s changed perspectives. You’re on the giving end of fucking this guy….

Shippo

He wrapped his legs around my waist and smirked.

Clearly the words of someone who’s never had sex… Because I said so.

“Are you?” He gasped as the head of my dick touched his entrance; the head slowly got in and he winced in pain.

Butt secks… isn’t it sexy and not at all cringe worthy?

For the sake of clarity, every gay guy I know, which, admittedly, is only one, thinks anal sex is gross, but he doesn’t have much of a choice because vaginas are even more icky. We disagree on the latter point.

Slowly he sat down on my erection till I was fully inside him.

I’m guessing we’re going with the “blood is the best lubricant” option here.

I gasped at the tightness of his hole.

Gross.

He wrapped his arms around my neck and his hands grasped my hair tightly.

Wait, is all this still going on with the other guy’s legs wrapped around his waist?

“It hurts…” He cried and I kissed his cheek.

If it hurts, stop doing it. If somebody tries to bend my dick in half, I make them fucking stop.

I took his chin and pressed my mouth to his hot lips.

Total virgin line.

I was shaking in pleasure.

While the other guy is whimpering in pain? You’re a psychopathic virgin.

I wanted to move already.

Total virgin line.

I took his delicate hips and as he was weight-less for me; I easily made him move up till only my head was inside.

“Hmmf…~” He moaned softly as I took him down.

Gross.

And now, because this story is annoying, gross, and I fucking hate the way it’s written, I’m going to skip crap I don’t want to make a joke about and just go with the lines I want to use. (I remember writing this line a few days ago when, but I don’t actually remember if I did what I said I was going to do or not. It’s not worth it to look, just thought I’d be honest.)

I grunted at the tightening pleasure I felt in my whole body. My whole world was him.

Dudes don’t think like that; we’re all “This is some good shit… I wonder if she’s going to leave or if I’m going to have to be an asshole and force her out. And she’d better not need cab money. I’ve got no cash in the house.”

I felt my self burning in flames and my member has never been so hard.

To say, “I’ve never felt so hard in my life” is an expression. It means, “I was very aroused by that.” It is not meant literally, virgin. By the way, besides trashy romance novels and Penthouse forums, no one really says “member.”

My dick was embraced and tightened by a moist, wet inner flesh.

Assholes don’t self-lubricate. It’s not a vagina. If his rectum is wet, it’s either bleeding or he’s got diarrhea.

“M-More…~”

“Ahhh~ More, m-more… I-I want more”

“F-Faster~!” “Ah~ R-Right th-there~” He moaned. Suddenly he stopped every action and made me stop, He pushed me out of him and I felt frustrated. He crawled over the futon and gave me his back. I watched him in a hypnotic state as his hand spread his own buttocks to show me his pink hole.

First off, what’s with all the fucking stuttering?

Also, I think we’ve established that the whole is “wet,” therefore, probably far from “pink.”

Once again, picture this thing spreading its ass cheeks to expose its anus for you. Turned on? Me neither.

Shippo

“What are you waiting for?” He smirked and I smiled mischievously. “Fuck me.”

I usually get into trouble when I try out this line.

He stated with a tone so sexy that yes, I almost cum.

That isn’t a good way to phrase a sentence. Also I doubt that.

I went to him and he stood in four.

In a four

His arms making him keep still, his legs flexed and his ass was all for me.

Pure poetry.

The position was always comfortable for us both. Him in four and I kneeled.

In a four cofort
I took my hard wet dick and pushed it roughly inside his puckered hole.

Sexy. Why is it wet? Is this some sort of self-lubricating space dick?

“Ah~” He moaned loudly and I started thrusting wildly against him.

Against or into? One of those will reward you with a broken cock.

The rain outside didn’t stop and the breeze couldn’t calm our heated skin.

Calm our heated skin? Is there some sort of dermis to dermis debate going on, probably on a touchy subject given how heated it’s become?

The sweat plastered our hair to our skin by this point.

You should probably see a doctor about that because no one sweats that much except in movies and really bad fanfiction porn. And this wouldn’t be either of those.

“Ahhh~ Yes baby, I-I so d-deep” He moaned as I felt his tight entrance start making spasm in a need to release.

He’s gotta shit. Fire in the hole!

I caressed his ass and he panted louder. His big ass was perfect, so mounded of flesh. I loved it. I smacked it while I smirked and he moaned loudly.

…congratulations?

“G-give me m-mo Ahhh~”

I’m getting the feeling that this is similar to what sex with Jeff Goldblum might sound like.

I thrust even harder at that and my dick was on its hardest state and I felt my stomach flipping in arousal.

Yet another example of why I need to write another editorial.

I took my dick in and out of him.

That’s the idea. I’m not sure why you need to tell us specifically about it.

My hand took his own erection and I started pumping it softly, he moaned again;

That’s called a reach around, and it’s common courtesy. And that misplaced semicolon just gave me cancer.

“D-Deeper! Auhh~… Haa…~” He moaned and I was having problems with this sexual position.

…That’s not a good sentence.

I really couldn’t see his face. I needed to see him. I needed to kiss him. I pulled my unsatisfied-member off of him and he panted in frustration.

Son of a fuck. Off of him? Are they even fucking, or are they dry humping?

I took him by the waist and made him turn around so we met eyes and chests.

…That’s only hot when chicks do it.

His cheeks were blushing in a deep red color, his lips were redder than usual and they were parted in a moan.

There are much better ways to write that, like… he moaned, for example.

His eyes were lidded and his hair was wet by the sweat and the heat over that tiny house.

Over the tiny house? Just some strange pocket of heat that randomly situated itself over a single house? Fuck it, I’ll buy into that. It of course makes the story ridiculous and even more terrible than it already is, but that’s what I love.

“I want to see your face as you come babe, don’t blame me.” I smirked and I didn’t let him answer back as I pushed back in.

You’ve spelled it both cum, and come in the same document. Pick one.

“Ah~ yes! ~” I wouldn’t lie.

Liar.

This was the best position.

Liar.

Our faces close, my dick could be even deeper and we could kiss all we wanted.

So many lies. Anyone who’s ever had sex with anybody from behind knows damn well that that’s how you drill in there the deepest. Also, you can’t kiss all you want because at some point you’ll need to breathe. I’ll bet their faces aren’t even close.

I kissed him passionately as his legs wrapped around my waist.

It’s a weird angle but I can see that happening.

I pushed deeper and he separated our lips to moan loudly.

How damn much of your dick is being left out of him, every four seconds you’re going deeper. At some point you’re going to hit something.

“Ahhh~ Yes! Sh-shippo! ~”

By the way, this dialogue is so amazing and sexy.

I moved my dick in and out.

So I assumed. That’s kind of the idea.

In and out, in and out.

So I assumed. That’s kind of the idea.

Time and time again.

So I assumed. That’s kind of the idea.

Pleasure.
Pleasure.

Okay, fuck this. I’m tired of this crap and I really didn’t pick this story for the overly long and dreadfully uninspired sex scene. I’m here for these crazy long, pointless, and asinine author’s notes. So, moving on.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nothing really wrong with this as a break, I just wanted to make a joke about how that means “Fuck all you mother fuckers who read my story, you’re all stupid, talentless hacks and I think you’re scum.” When translated from its original language, Ghost, to English.

A/N: Thank you for reading my newly perverted FANFICTION! Now let’s clear things for you to know about homosexuality:

Warning: the things you’re about to read are devoid of logic and reason. Viewer discretion is advised.

(Classes with Fiorella) Don’t get awkward:

Not a chance.

EJEM!

That’s Spanish for. Ahem… maybe.

The “G-spot” or the romanticized called “Sweet Spot”

No one calls it that.

is the nerve were you reach the greatest amount of pleasure every time it is touched

Liar. I don’t get to shake hands with a dolphin every time my prostate is stimulated and that’s the greatest pleasure a man can know.

:$ SOOO did you know my people that men G-SPOT is located near the prostate?

While this is somewhat true, there really is no such thing as a G-spot for males or females. As I understand it, the area inside the vagina is actually a part of the clitoris that wraps around the vaginal canal.

This is something that does not exist on a man, and can’t really be equated as such except in bullshit magazines that thrive on making up anything they want without actual science to back it up. Not that I’m saying prostate stimulation can’t feel pleasurable, it’s just not the man’s G-spot any more than it is a great place to put a trailer hitch.

DID YOU KNOW!?

Your obnoxious use of capital letters is obnoxious.

Sooo and ….what’s the only way to reach the prostate and make friction on it?! FUCKING IN THE ASS MY BOYS! SO… EJEM… the ass was made to be fucked :D!

That’s quite a statement, considering there’s no evolutionary benefit to anal sex between two males or between males and females. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. Repeated stretching of the sphincter muscle can lead a lot of problems such as incontinence and loss of fart sounds. These are real issues that gay men have to consider and manage. To trivialize them by saying all men should be ass fucking because the prostate is up there and asses are meant to be fucked is insulting. Also in women who have frequent anal sex, the odds of voiding your bowels during child birth go up like crazy.

Hehe, I didn’t invented it, GOOGLE IT!

And you’ll find a bunch of online articles from men’s fashion magazines confirming that statement. You know, the type straight men love.

I was impressed by this information,

Why?

it’s real that in men dicks is pleasure (They say)

Umm, I think you’re saying men experience pleasure through their penises, and I can confirm that based on extensive empirical data.

but my boys and girls for your information: the G-spot is even higher than THAT dick pleasure…

That’s an objective statement about a subjective sensation. That makes you quite wrong.

why you think Anime’s hentai boys UKES are like: “Oh lord I am D-D-Dying!” hahahaha

I don’t know what to think about that. I’m not even sure what the fuck you just said.

SOOO now you know that the receiver gets the best price for being “fucked”

Obviously, that’s why the guy taking it gets the reach around, right?

I wouldn’t say “fucked” I would say “blessed”

You’d be the only one.

Hahaha IN YOUR FACES STUPID DOMINANTS!

Your obnoxious use of capital letters is obnoxious.

That was for you WALCHY, I can be rude too!

You’ve lost me…

I CAN BE FUCKING RUDE TOO.

We gathered that from the previous statement in which you said you can be rude. I didn’t care then, and I care even less now.

I love you Kii2325 you naughty little boy 😉 some little boy has even moreee pleasureee ;F

Are these sentences supposed to make sense? I mean, I’d think even the person they’re directed at is thinking, what the fuck? I think it’s trying to communicate with me.

And don’t get confused:

Too late.

I mean; heterosexual men and dominant homosexual men get a big amount of pleasure while fucking.

I can confirm this for heterosexual men.

but RECEIVER GETS EVEN MORE IF THE WORK IS WELL DONE BY THE DOMINANT!

You keep referring to the guy on top as the “dominant.” FYI: not all sexual encounters are of the BDSM variety.

worddoesntmeanwhatyouthink

And in heterosexual couples too, girls sometimes reach G-spot and boys cum but then there is nobody that will reach the men G-spot in that relation.

The tragedy of that scenario goes beyond words.

“How do you know penumbra? ARE U BOY?”

Don’t answer that question. If they can’t be bothered to write it grammatically correctly they don’t deserve an answer.

Uh… well no but KII once said he felt.. and I just I… Ummm.. no, but I have read it .. and I….
Uh….
Ehhhh- uhm….
(END OF CLASSES)

I feel like that was supposed to be a joke. I’m not laughing, though.

I’ve left this next part unaltered because it’s just so beautiful as the stream of consciousness it is.

CHELITA: This time I’ll just write to you “angel’s chores” you are in the hall of fame today! I hope you liked it, you decide (in your mind) weather Hakudoshi and Shippo end up together by some magical potion that turns Hakudoshi into a free boy or weather you want them to be separated by the obvious fate of Naraku’s death and Hakudoshi’s too… :D! Hahahahah just kidding 😀 I wrote this for you 😀 I hope you likedddddd it! Sorry for Hakudoshi’s slutty-attitude but the thing is that err…. I love him that way, though I love him being innocent but slutty is even better, right? Now…. I hope you wait for the second chapter of blinding side and Falling is failing last chapter. You remember I told you I had a few already done FF… Well.. I erased them. I didn’t like them thanks to my friend VenneCchiara xDDD! So I erased them but be sure that a new ONESHOT is coming. It’s some fluffy oneshot xD You know? I made the lemon with new things right?

*Standing ovation* Bravo!

*NOSE-BLEED!*
Uhh…
Uhhhhh…
Gimme me a second…
OOOOOOOOOO

That’s ghost for, “I love The Fanfic Assassin. He’s awesome, and all my friends should love him too.” I’m flattered, to say the least.

OKAY! So I hope you liked it HAPPY BIRTHDAY I hate to be far and cannot give you a proper hug! 😀

I’d pay to see that. It’d be the sexiest thing I came across all evening.

AN to everybody: if u not review this one I swear there will be no lemon and it will hate you all

It will hate you all? Is this story sentient now? But worry not, you’re getting your review.

P.S: I WANT REVIEWS.

You got it.

LONG REVIEWS. WITH SUGGESTIONS AND ADVICES.

Sure thing.

Also ways in which how would you like this to end.

Abruptly and in a fire.

Or how did you felt with my ff.

I didn’t like it very much. It was poorly written and had very little plot.

PLEASE mostly to my readers.

That’s not me, ever again.

MY 4 BITCHES from the start. Chelita, mafe, WALCHY, and my lovely Ki2325

I don’t know why those people shouldn’t be offended by your name calling.

WHY? Because I am a review whore.

Or something like that…

Bye Hope you liked it.

I didn’t.

Review and favorite~

I will.

Well wasn’t that a fun one to come back to? And on that note I’m glad to be back. I’ve had shit on top of shit to do lately and I simply couldn’t get anything done. Thanks for hanging in there with me everyone, and I look forward to your comments.

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8 comments on “Frozen Spooge

  1. Wenn aber die Streifen nicht sauber passen man sofort. Deshalb achte ich in erster
    Linie darauf.

  2. I have to agree with Guest in that I’m have a very hard, frozen-spooge-esque time believing that English is this person’s first language. And I’m concerned about “the heat over that tiny house.” Maybe someone should move?

    Another great review!

  3. Laugh out loud moment: Abruptly and in a fire. (In answer to – “Also ways in which how would you like this to end.”)

    • I loled at myself when editing that part.

  4. Meisten ausgezeichnet, because i’m not afraid of German. And I think I have a better understanding of how you feel about your prostate…

    But I’m sketchy about how anal sex may or may not have contributed to my loss of bowel function during child birth. Ghost! Shyamalaned!

  5. The thing that blew my mind the most?

    English is her first language?????? Really? And you’re sure this one wasn’t 12 right?????

    • I hope not. I believe there was talk on her profile of a fiance.

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